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Thursday, August 2, 2012

Just Another Clichéd Adieu Email!!

Due to the Overwhelming and outrageous response I got for the Adieu Email which I sent, which might be to the fact that most of them are really exited and happy that I am leaving them at-last for good and they can have their fair share of happiness!!, Still I thought I'll put that up here... Here it goes...

 Subject : Just Another Clichéd Adieu Email!!

I’ve been offended by not getting people’s farewell emails before, but now, facing up to the task of not spamming and not leaving anyone out, I see it’s a daunting one.
If this reached you and you don’t give a hoot that I’m leaving, sorry for the spam. If this was forwarded to you and you’re offended at being left off the list, sorry as well.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I bid you farewell as I’m heading for the open road and what’s missing is a Harley , a leather jacket and a girlfriend. Donations and applications are welcome.

In last two plus years here , I take home a lot of friends and a few foes too.!
Have tried my best not hurt anyone in the process and If I have hurt any of you , It was Intentional and I meant it!

Thanks a lot for everything and staying by me during these testing times and sharing a drink when needed. You guys were awesome and hope our “let it out” sessions continue.
I have gained some valuable lessons and experiences here ,Thus indebted to you for your pains taken for me
I have enjoyed my stint here, and the learning experience has been fantastic, but I would value the opportunity meet a lot of extremely talented individuals as my biggest achievement.

Just want to stress on what I’ve been saying all along , It is ok to make some mistakes , take a break from work, life is short and live it to the fullest, In short, Get a life!
This is Your life and it is ending one minute at a time, so make the most of it!

to cut the long story short.. “I QUIT.. THANK YOU”

yours truly
Purandar

I’m throwing myself a farewell party tonight at the Tasmac , if anybody is interested in drinks!!

If you need a friend to cheer you up ,need a hug , need a shoulder to vent your anger , need advice on liquor , movies or relationships  , you know who to call right?

Phone:+91 978999***9


PS: There were some hilarious responses to this email some even have come forward in donating a Harley Davidson Badge and a recipe for Espresso Martini which keeps you going the whole night and gets you wasted for the week.! But due to Professional Ethics I will not be able to post them up here! Chao.! 

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